just a few things making their way through my melon this morning…

- why is it that i haven’t written an actual check in forever and a day and then when i do i forget and my account is accidentally overdrawn for three hours?

- never use the word irregardless in front of me. know why? it’s not a word. i will berate you. or i will use it over and over again in your presence to bring home the fact that you are an idiot.

- i heard around the water cooler this morning that they are thinking about passing a law in NYC to outlaw walking across the street with an ipod on or a cell phone in your ear because too many people aren’t paying attention and are getting run down.

first, i don’t know if this is true, but it sounds dumb enough to be. second, why do we have to use the lowest common denominator when developing legistlation? what is wrong with thinning out the herd of the people that aren’t smart enough? think about it. that annoying prick that was shouting into his bluetooth enabled crap walking next to you, you WANTED to push him traffic.

- i am really having trouble editting the word “like” out of my daily speech. its just the valley girl in me.

- “eh.” that is my response to people telling me that anna nicole smith passed away. am i sorry? yes. am i shocked? no. is it going to affect my daily life? not even close. trim spa, baby.

- they should rename binder clips to office chip clips. they are great for that little bag of combos and such that you have in your desk drawer.

- hope you all have a good weekend.