so i have commented a few times on various internet pursuits about my inability to catch up on the cleaning of la casa delYerg. its pretty much started since the transplant bunny day which destroyed the joint. i still keep finding mini bottles throughout the house. and practically every piece of flatware, tableware, stemware, and underwear (okay maybe not the drawers) was dirty and in the kitchen. and to make matters worse, the dishwasher couldn’t really handle it. i washed the same load of dishes four times and they just wouldn’t come clean! everything just kept having these spots all over them. the irony? i just started using jet dry as a rinsing agent. for those not in the know, its ironic because i also take part in a website called jetdrytacos.com. but after some passing time, the stench eminating from the ktichen started to become unbearable.
so last night i take all the uncooperative dishes out of the dishwasher, take apart everything that i can without breaking something and cleaned some of the pieces. the new load of dishes went in and came out without a hitch. i know, my handyman talents are insane. so now my house doesn’t stink and i have my kitchen back… totally over my three week easter kitchen hangover.
so tonight, i decide to cook myself a gourmet dinner. you know, fish sticks and instant alfredo noodles. mmm, mmm good. i fire up the old oven to the preheat temperature. another nasty smell. this time its of the inflamed genre. at this point, you should have picked up on the fact that i don’t cook a lot what with the tongue in cheek comment about the gourmet fish sticks. so, inside my oven was the last place that i looked after easter. easter that was over two weeks ago. so when i found ted and rachael’s egg souffle’ in the oven, i was more than a little surprised.
the fun part was that i had the windows open to air out the kitchen a little bit. forgetting that, my neighbors probably heard me when i shouted i was glad my fucking fish sticks were finally done. yes, i live alone and talk/sing/shout to myself…
lets just say that the next shindig at la casa delYerg shall be an outdoor only gig. that is, if i can find someone with mowing tractor and a bailer…