just breezing through a few ideas and wanted to get them down…

- so i have been having this lower back pain for the last couple of days. i sort of strained it during some rigorous activity, but it has been a couple days and its not getting any better. so this morning, rolling out of bed, i had the revelation… when was the last time that my back felt this bad? oh yeah, when i was wearing my chucks for too many consecutive days! see the flat sole combined with my girlish arched feet (actually, men’s size 10.5’s would be like canoes on a girl) only exacerbate the lower back issue. so, viola! i put on some sneaks with arches and i am no longer hobbling around like the creepy old guy in the home that has to drop a real big deuce.

- this brings me to my second point… it took me two days to figure out that my back was still hurting from the lack of an arch support in the shoes. i think that my chronic singlehood might be cured if it meant that there might be someone around to let me know when i am about to do something stupid that i did before. and that the end result is of course going to be catastrophic yet again. ok, so it sounds more along the lines of a handler or an assistant. but then of course you factor in the fact that i am going to want that person to be an attractive female that i am going to want to have adult relations with, and it sounds more like a wife/girlfriend, right?

- i have a new invention. i am not sure how it is going to fly, but let me take itfor a spin. you see, this whole arch/lower back pain problem is kind of the same when i walk around the house barefoot. think about it. hardwood flat floors against my immensely masculine high arched hoofers all day? so, i am thinking about a strap-on arch support that people could wear while barefoot. just a rubberband with a wedge underneath. i know, you are thinking a high arched flip flop would be easier. but i would like to be able to do it without sticking something between my big and second toes. alright…. maybe not.

- so was observing today while manscaping. my belly patch is slowly creeping toward my chest patch. now, i trim the two of them back with clippers on a regular basis. don’t ask me why. its just more comfortable that way. but i think once the two of them connect, i might let them grow together. then maybe i will be able to achieve a tom selleck style hair patch. bringing me one step closer to becoming magnum p.i. isn’t that what everyone’s goal is? odd side note: after manscaping, the hair that sheds from my noggin, gets caught on my belly stubble. like my belly is trying to tell me something…