mmm… smell those tacos!

January 15th, 2007

hey there taco lovers, i just want to give you all a heads up that the jet dry tacos have moved to their own site! AD did a phenomenal job on the site, so stop by and give him props. you can do that via email (as each of us have our own email through the site), or leave us a message on the live chat board.

by the way, i know i have kind of neglecting this page, but i am looking to get it up-to-date this week with pictures and such from BEFORE christmas. i know, i am a lazy ass bastard.

Business Broker

episode 4 - seismic activity

January 9th, 2007

awwwww shit! its episode four of the jet dry tacos!
just when you thought we were getting ahead of ourselves and getting all professional and whatnot, we decide to film in a different room. this caused a couple of logistical issues for camera set up. the tripod was a clusterfuck of two chairs, a book, and a sugar cannister from the kitchen. with such professional equipment, it may or may not have affected the stability of the camera. hey, it will make for vintage reels when we hit it big…
but tremors aside, its another good episode. we cover male fashion faux paus, UFC tactics, dating and commitment, and those pesky beaver shots from getting out of low cars. the spark of the episode was provided by, local artist, the effervescent ms. melissa hickok. make sure you give her her props. and if you like her art and want to commission her to do a piece, you can reach her at lissypriss@mac.com.

ENJOY!


Business Broker

episode 3

January 2nd, 2007

comin’ at cha! its episode 3 of jet dry tacos! in this episode we talk about manscaping the wedding tackle, the wonders of the bidet, the epic battles between fingernails and toenails, impressions, and what you can expect from jet dry tacos in aught seven.

and its still under construction, but if you are a taco lover and myspace user, hit us up.

ENJOY!


Business Broker

episode 2

December 20th, 2006

hey there all you taco lovers! its time for your second big helping of jet dry tacos. the show that makes you ask, “what the hell are these two jackasses going to say next?”
we slimmed it down a bit for your viewing pleasure. and there is no more staring at my crotch throughout the show. sorry to those of you that liked it.
this week we took on gift etiquette, capitalist ploys posing as charity, the use of nicknames, and of course, women’s fashion.
please enjoy the show and keep in mind that it is you, the readers, that have the most impact on the show by keeping your questions and topics coming. relationships, pop culture, current events, moives, music, and more. whatever tickles your… well, whatever you like tickled.
here you go….


Business Broker

hey, thanks…

December 18th, 2006

… for all the feedback that we have gotten on the first installment of “the show.” a lot of good ideas floating out there.
like we said, the first episode of the show was uncut. that means you got everything that was on the old memory stick at the end of it all. of course, it truly wasn’t the end of it all since it cut off so abruptly. but we only rambled on another two minutes or so after the camera shut off. we are going to work on tightening things up for you. tighter is better, right?
and we appreciate the tips on the technical tip. we will flood the room with light so that you can take us in in all our splendor. and the whole proximity to the camera thing shall be remedied. i had no idea that me sitting up while scott sat back would make me look like gheorghe muresan…


i love that commercial.
and i also now know that i should wear shoes all the time to cover up my monkey finger toes. and yes, LP, i will make more of an effort not to constantly adjust my junk on camera too. (i was told that it was mine and i could do what i want with it, but that i only got one, so be careful.)
we are looking to offer up your second tasty helping of jet dry tacos sometime this week, so be on the look out.

Business Broker

jet dry tacos

December 15th, 2006

here it is. the first episode of the show. its raw and uncut. that means that we don’t as of yet have video editting capabilites and we were a little long winded. its a half hour long to be specific. but i think it could be more entertaining than some of the drivel that takes up a half hour of your time on the boob tube. unless their are actually boobs on the tube…


let us know what you think.
thanks.

Business Broker