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	<description>common sense isn't all that common...</description>
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		<title>do the evolution, baby!</title>
		<description>one of my favorite pearl jam videos.  not like they have a huge catalog to chose from, but still.  it was on the yield album and seth mcfarlane, the guy that did all the spawn stuff as well as i think bought mark mcgwire's record home run ball ...</description>
		<link>http://www.theyerg.com/2008/11/19/do-the-evolution-baby/</link>
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		<title>quick hits&#8230;</title>
		<description>-  if they really want to improve the literacy rate and math skills of today's youth, i really think we should petition chef boyardee the expand ABC's and 123's with meatball to include the other numbers and letters.  i mean, if you can do a pterodactyl out of ...</description>
		<link>http://www.theyerg.com/2008/10/30/quick-hits/</link>
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		<title>GO!!!!</title>
		<description>just another friendly traffic reminder from us here at theYerg.com...
if you are traveling down a multi-lane one way street and move over to the far left lane of the three lane street (the left hand turn lane) and then you come to a red light where another multi-lane one way ...</description>
		<link>http://www.theyerg.com/2008/10/15/go/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;come sail away&#8230;&#8221;</title>
		<description>"...come sail away, come sail away with me!"
in 1492, columbus sailed the ocean blue and i would like to think that he might have had that styx song playing on his ipod on the main deck of la pinta (or la nina or santa maria).
in 2008, i got to watch ...</description>
		<link>http://www.theyerg.com/2008/10/13/come-sail-away/</link>
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		<title>leave a message after the bleep</title>
		<description>the other week i was taking a quiz on mentalfloss.com where you had to put classic thursday night lineups of tv shows in order depending on the year and such.  so, it got me to thinking about those great shows in the late 80s and early 90s.  the ...</description>
		<link>http://www.theyerg.com/2008/10/11/leave-a-message-after-the-bleep/</link>
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		<title>WALK!</title>
		<description>as lazyness and douchebaggery seem to continue to be epidemics in this country, the epitome of this trend can be found in those assclowns that are riding segways.  can there seriously be a bigger waste of money?  for about five thousand american dollars (increasing as the value of ...</description>
		<link>http://www.theyerg.com/2008/10/08/walk/</link>
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		<title>not really sure if i should panic</title>
		<description>we all know at this point that lawmakers in DC rejected the bailout plan that was proposed by W and his band of merry men.  and there are people out there with more economic and political knowledge that can explain the repercussions of that a hell of a lot ...</description>
		<link>http://www.theyerg.com/2008/09/29/not-really-sure-if-i-should-panic/</link>
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		<title>the password is&#8230;</title>
		<description>... nipple.  just kidding.  i do love that movie though.  the cable guy is one of the most under-rated movies in my book as far as quotability is concerned.  red knight going down.  down, down, down.
but i digress...
so, this past week, i had to log ...</description>
		<link>http://www.theyerg.com/2008/09/29/the-password-is/</link>
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		<title>mmm&#8230; creamy!</title>
		<description>alright, so the guy in the next cube popped his head in and said, "did you see that article about PETA asking ben and jerry's to use breast milk for ice cream?"  now, this guy is notorious for bad jokes.  ie, poor taste and such.  so i ...</description>
		<link>http://www.theyerg.com/2008/09/24/mmm-creamy/</link>
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		<title>magic?</title>
		<description>so as i currently type this, that nutjob david blaine is suspended upside-down in the air over central park in manhatten doing his latest stunt called the "dive of death".  right.  genius.
if you look him up on wiki, they call him a street magician and an endurance artist. ...</description>
		<link>http://www.theyerg.com/2008/09/23/magic/</link>
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